DotA Survivor - 8: Bribery and offers of free Buttsecks always ..
8: Bribery and offers of free Buttsecks always make a less favourable situation for those involved.
LDraggy surveyed his surroundings silently. He had come late to the party but he was very much a part of it now as the new hero, the Beastmaster. Much to LDraggy’s delight he had been gifted with a special relic, the Lag stick. Catching this Beastmaster was no easy task considering his naturally high speed, a piggy to slow them down, and a hawk to look out for enemies. If that failed LDraggy could just make them lag to the point where moving was an incredible chore. Admittedly it was cheap as Velocity had uttered when LDraggy hacked away at the Avatar of Vengeance. Velocity had almost got away, phasing into the trees, but LDraggy simply sent out his wild axes careening towards Velocity, ending a rather simple kill.
The contemplative Beastmaster looked at his reflection in the nearby calm flowing stream. He wasn’t a looker, that was for sure, but pure gayness made up for any other flaws he may have had. Whacking off into the river was purely and utterly satisfying as LDraggy truly heard the call of the wild for the first time.
After satisfying himself, The Beastmaster set out to find his next target. His hawk had already pinpointed the vulnerable looking Shadow Fiend, Switch. LDraggy sent out his little piggy whom he had named “Twiddles” to make the opening attack. The Shadow Fiend hastily reacted frying the pig into black ash with a ShadowRaze. However that was only the beginning. LDraggy rushed out of the thickets, his wild axes already flying towards his chosen target. Switch immediately began incanting requiem of souls, but was swiftly hit by a primal blast, rocketing him into the nearby cliff wall. A new piggy quickly replaced the first…and Switch realised it was fruitless. LDraggy gave a throaty chuckle as he collected the bounty from the crumpled remains. This would give him enough to buy the diffusal blade he needed to go towards the final goal of the Manta Style, the best possible item in LDraggy’s opinion. Winning would be the easiest thing after he acquired this item, and Ldraggy took solace in this fact as he trundled his way towards the Sentinel base.
10/18/2007 1:04:55 AM
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