1. You're unique, just like everyone else....

2. Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns 

3. Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! 

4. The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? 

5. I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me 

6. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? 

7. When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better 

8. I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! 

9. English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! 

10. I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not 

11. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants 

12. I drink to make other people interesting 

13. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

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