1. You're unique, just like everyone else.... 2. Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns 3. Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! 4. The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks." So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It...