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      <title>The world continues to look away. Don't</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/254</link>
      <description>Ombeni is late. School starts in 20 minutes and she still has to get her son Daniel's books sorted, make his lunch and do a few odd jobs around the house. Her home is a two-room mud shack, in a honeycombed complex of corrugated iron and twisted </description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:45:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Fictions</category>
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      <title>Monkey: No Monkey Business Here</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/242</link>
      <description>Monkeys are very similar to us in many ways. Most have ten fingers and ten toes, and brains much like ours. We enjoy watching them because they often act like us. In fact, Charles Darwin's theory of evolution says that monkeys and humans share...</description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:56:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Words and Their Stories</category>
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      <title>Water: She Is In Hot Water</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/241</link>
      <description>Expressions about water are almost as common as water itself. But many of the expressions using water have unpleasant meanings.  
 
The expression  to be in hot water  is one of them. It is a very old expression. Hot water was...</description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:54:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Words and Their Stories</category>
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      <title>MSN Display Names</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/196</link>
      <description>1. You're unique, just like everyone else....
2. Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns 
3. Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! 
4. The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?</description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Jokes</category>
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      <title>god is a girl</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/76</link>
      <description>remembering me,discover and see all over the world,  
she''''s known as a girl to those who a free,  
the mind shall be key forgotten as the past  
cause history will last  
 
god is a girl,  
wherever you are...</description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Poetry</category>
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      <title>Art and Humor</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/75</link>
      <description>Millions of people struggle out Of bed each morning, fumble into some clothes, and make their way to a cup of coffee and the morning newspaper. They need something cheerful to remind them that the rest of the day will be less difficult than getting up....</description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:50:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Essay</category>
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      <title>Broken Promises</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/72</link>
      <description>"Sheesh! Give me a few points for self control!" I snapped at my cranky husband. I wanted to stop at a sporting goods store "Going Out of Business" sale we passed in the mall. "There's nothing we need", his usual grumpy male comment...</description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:35:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Fictions</category>
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      <title>A touching story</title>
      <link>http://www.huachaojune.com/42/section-Fiction--Jokes/Fictions--Jokes.aspx/71</link>
      <description>A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting for him at the door. &amp;quot;Daddy,may I ask you a questIon ?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yeah, sure, what is it?&amp;quot; replied the man. &amp;quot;Daddy, how much do you make an hour? &amp;quot; &amp;quot;...</description>
      <dc:creator>FengLiN</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <category>Fictions</category>
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